spank the monkey

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis

All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!

by The Molster March 4, 2004

spank the monkey

to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place

i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels

by the one and only whtie e-40 February 15, 2007

spank the monkey

to have a wank cf choking the chicken

i'm just off to spank the monkey

by dum di dum September 12, 2006

spank the monkey

Spank the Monkey is the greatest internet game ever!

Lets play spank the monkey!

by Ryan Ramsey December 15, 2006

spank the monkey

in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female

I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey

by houstongirl September 19, 2009

spank the monkey

when a woman masturbates

she spanks her monkey too much

by waterlilly April 6, 2005

spanking the monkey

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"

by bhrome April 7, 2004