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Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.
"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"
by Link December 08, 2004
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Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong
"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"
by Dazza July 07, 2004
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a penis. normally found between the legs.
got the spamjavelin out and blew her away
by andy July 13, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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"You f***ing spam javelin!"
by Darren November 26, 2001
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See wordcorned beef rocket/word.
by Al October 13, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Another name for your penis.
That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.
by MattyTwatty May 04, 2006
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