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1.
A Straight guy's stiffy
What's that in your trousers? It's my purple headed womb broom
by LucoTheFish September 21, 2006
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2.
penis, usually erect. Implies that the erect male member may be used for general sweeping or cleaning purposes, hence "broom".
I gave that bitch a seeing-to with my purple-headed womb broom
by dirty fuck face paul hendy July 15, 2003
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