Link's definitions

Fairy Hammock

Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'

"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again

by Link December 8, 2004

maddox.xmission.com

It owns you.

Maddox is Ruler of the Universe, and you know it.

by Link June 25, 2004

Microsoft Word

write letterz n' shit, yo!

no example is needed, dude

by Link January 17, 2005

hamster

The squirrels' cohorts in world domination.

They're trying to take over the fuckin' world, I tell ya, I swear to God...

by Link January 23, 2005

Kitty Forwoman

A cool woman who, if you mess with, will kick your ass

She beat up a 21 year old man

by Link September 10, 2003

fun

1.
F is for fucking, which we do together
U is for you and mee
N is for NEwhere and NEtime at all
When we're in the bed fu-ckiiiiiiiiing!
2.
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium!.... bombs
N is for no surviiiiiiiivors!
When you slaughter, kill, an maim thiiiiings!

by Link October 16, 2003

Spam Javelin

Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.

"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"

by Link December 8, 2004