South Bleach
Honey, you need to go to the salon because you are starting to get that gangrene South Bleach look going on.
South Bleach by poppilopo June 11, 2009
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South Beach Tow
A Fake Reality Television series where people get their Cars Towed. Has it's funny moments, but we all know it's fake. And has some Drama with other towing company, goodfellas towing. Takes place in Miami, Florida. The Company is called " Tremont Towing" Belive it or not, The Company DOSE Exist. But all the drama you see is fake. And and Channel it airs on, Tru TV, Admitted to some scenes being scripted.
But Bernice is my Favorite. She's a bad ass
But Bernice is my Favorite. She's a bad ass
Drew- Let's Watch some people act like idiots when they get their cars towed!
Jonathan - What show is that?
Drew - South Beach Tow!
Jonathan - What show is that?
Drew - South Beach Tow!
South Beach Tow by Drew the Russian December 23, 2013
South Beach Spray Tan
Johnny ate some tacos and was going to give his girl a Cleveland Steamer. However, the tacos gave him diarrhea, so she got the South Beach Spray Tan instead.
South Beach Spray Tan by JackAttack21 December 4, 2012
take my talents to South Beach
Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.
Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
take my talents to South Beach by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010
I'm going to take my talents to South Beach
The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"
I'm going to take my talents to South Beach by blaze1984 July 11, 2010
South Beach Diet
The Atkins diet for dummies.
Dr. Atkins said you should eat nutrient rich carbs instead of nutrient deficient carbs. This appears to be a simple idea, yet apparently figuring out that this means eating spinach instead of potatoes or broccoli instead of corn is akin to rocket science for the unwashed masses. So in comes the South Beach Diet, which is exactly the same except it breaks everything down into "good carbs" and "bad carbs".
Dr. Atkins said you should eat nutrient rich carbs instead of nutrient deficient carbs. This appears to be a simple idea, yet apparently figuring out that this means eating spinach instead of potatoes or broccoli instead of corn is akin to rocket science for the unwashed masses. So in comes the South Beach Diet, which is exactly the same except it breaks everything down into "good carbs" and "bad carbs".
South Beach Diet by GAWII March 24, 2011
I'm taking my talents to south beach.
Janette: So are you going out tonight?
Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
I'm taking my talents to south beach. by Blabbidy July 10, 2010