18 definitions by poppilopo

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"Why put off today what you can put off tomorrow?"
If you want something to get done, don't ask Bill to do it. He subscribes to the "procrastinator's motto".
by poppilopo June 04, 2009

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An acquired or genetic mental condition resulting from either being a child conceived by at least one parent who was the recipient of a Florida education or in the case where there is no genetic link present from one of the parents, simply a child that was educated in Florida.
I don't know if John is so stupid because one or both of his parents were educated in Florida or if it's because he moved to Florida as a child and was educated there, but he is absolutely a classic Flo-rid-a-tard.
by poppilopo June 11, 2009

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The moment during a drunken sexual encounter, where, depending upon your state of arousal, your member is either going to achieve full-staff or shrivel back to the size of a black hole singularity.
I tried to nail my wife last night, but was so shit-faced drunk I only made it to the erect horizon and then passed out.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009

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Someone who only accesses the internet during periods of foul weather.
If it's nice outside, you won't find me surfing the net. I'm strictly an inclement webber.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009

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The act of taking your piece of shit cell phone back to the store and shoving up the salesperson's ass.
I am so sick of this fucking cell phone. I have had it replaced at least ten times and each one of them has been worst than the last.

I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009

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The professional computer assistant you call to help you with a computer problem who either treats you like shit because
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.
I just got off the phone with that comp-u-terd who works for the company that sold me my computer. I paid $50 dollars in advance to get help removing a virus and now my hard drive won't boot.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009

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The moment in time when you know you are just seconds from being kicked-out of your home or apartment and will be falling into the black hole of homelessness.
When I heard the loud knock at my door, I knew it was the Sheriff and that I was about to cross over the evict horizon.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009

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