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A rare breed of Eastern United States Troll. A Snooki is generally found face down in a gutter or sewer covered in it's own vomit or at a tanning salon trying to bake itself into a vaguely human form to fool the masses of teenage/early twenties wannabe ho's and doushe bags.

If confronted by a Snooki be advised that you should cover your ears so you can't here it try to speak an english like language to lure you into it's mouth, and cover your eyes because due to it's small pea sized brain it will assume that if you can't see it, it can't see you.
Oh no, run everybody it's one of those Snooki's and it looks mighty hungry!!
by T_Vittle December 31, 2010
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One of the cast members of the original series Jersey Shore. The 4'9 tall guidette who loves juiceheads and pickles. When something makes her upset she goes "Waaaa"
JWOWW:Snooki what's wrong?
Snooki:Emilio just told me he fucked a girl!
JWOWW: That's fucked up
Snooki: Waaaaa!!!
by Deztiny October 18, 2010
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She puts the capital S in STD
sorry bro but that what you get when you fuck a Snooki
by T_Vittle December 31, 2010
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1) To Falcon Punch a hobbit/midget/halfling square in the chompers.
Went to the bar last night and Snooki got Snooki'd!!!
by Hyperaktivemind July 27, 2010
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Dude, I got ripped last night and ate a whole crave case from White Castle; you shoulda seen the Snooki I pinched off this morning.
by craigerzz7 December 19, 2010
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see cum-dumpster, jizz-bag, fuck socket, com guzzling gutter slut. see also drunken moron
Bob, "do you see that drunken fuck socket over there?"
Tom, "yea, she's just a cum dumpster, what a Snooki."
by Justa guy March 16, 2013
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A slang word that describes any girl from the Jersey Shore
Down on the Jersey Shore, there are from any given time, 100 to 1000 Snooki milling about
by TRAPSTAR550 August 13, 2010
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