Snapeitis 

A disease where you act like a douche/scum. Give everyone a hard time because you're miserable af from the inside.

"YO are you on your period?"

"No, I have Snapeitis"

"Ron stop having a snapeitis"

Snapeitis by JAVSSSS December 1, 2013

Stareitis 

a dreadful condition in which a college student, upon learning of the impending due date of a project, proceeds to stare at said project for an indefinite period of time.

I wasn't able to complete my project because of my stareitis.

Stareitis by death-havoc December 9, 2012

Snarditis

The illness/disease of having highly smelly and toxic nards. Typically diagnosed by a doctor- this condition is chronic and life long.

“Stuart got diagnosed with snarditis yesterday, how sad!”

Snarditis by snarditis May 3, 2022

Snaptism 

Derived from the word 'baptism', a snaptism is the day in which any given Snapchat user joins Snapchat. It's to be treated like a digital birthday of sorts.

Zack: Twelve months ago on this day, I created my Snapchat account. Therefore, today is my snaptism

Jack: Happy snaptism!

Snaptism by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 28, 2022

scaleitis

A disease you might have if you shovel a snow-like material off your shoulders every five minutes

Dude, hawthorne is shedding. He must have scaleitis

scaleitis by box April 30, 2005

Shaneitis 

A disease in which you do not show up to school or work. Originated from Shane not showing up.

Hey guys, I can’t make it. I’ve caught shaneitis.

Shaneitis by Applefart69 August 1, 2018

scaleitis

When an individual's skin becomes so dry it starts to resemble scales of a reptile, it is known simply as scaleitis

Hawthy's skin is rougher than sand paper, he must have some scaleitis going on!

scaleitis by Tflair November 26, 2010