17 definitions by box

knifehits

See hotknives.

by box May 28, 2003

Lauren

Lauren is a very cool and good being. Gets blocked when asking for it but gets unblocked and resumes the same behaviour. Very good person. Some Lauren's are adventurous and know how to throw sick parties, had a pet chicken named Zeus who may rest in peace. (Very common for all Lauren's.) Gets happy when close friend is happy, very supportive. Few Lauren's have the ability of telepathy, only the best ones. You can tell when they are annoyed because of facial expressions and telepathy of course, say "ugh" occasionally. In conclusion, Lauren's like to shower treats on animals.

Adventurous girl... must be a Lauren!

by box March 7, 2017

My bitch

what a player calls a single female in his brood. It can be used derogatively or affectionately.

*Cruel player- Yo, I was slappin my bitch around las' night, what whaaaaaaaat

*or*

*Guy one- Wow, you really love her, don't you?
*Guy 2- Yup... she's my bitch, for ever and always.

by box March 23, 2005

boxmaster

Noun

One who is highly trained in the art of pleasing a woman through excessive touching in the genital region.

Ex.

Gena- DAAAAAAAAAMN Craig is a MACHINE in the boudoir.
Candy (dreamily) - ya he's a true boxmaster.

by box March 29, 2005

lazy ass

The lazy ass, related to the lazy eye, is a common affliction for the sleep-deprived. Whilst one glute may move perfectly normally, the other lacks ambition and direction. It often fails to move and may start twitching.

Tony- Man, Greg's lazy ass is really acting up today.
Diane- Teeheehee
Greg (as he stumbles around compensating for his rabmbunctious left buttock)- Shut up you guys, this is really uncomfortable.

by box March 23, 2005

top drawer

an expression of utmost praise.

That shot was top drawer my good man.

by box June 2, 2003

musculature

If you are really old and are trying to sound real smart, you might use this word in place of muscle.

He is equipped with a lot of musculature

by box April 10, 2005