box's definitions

muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.

by Box May 6, 2004

musculature

If you are really old and are trying to sound real smart, you might use this word in place of muscle.

He is equipped with a lot of musculature

by box April 9, 2005

pants

Something that is really fucking lame.

Common usage- Good god, that man's outfit consisting of Hawaiian shirt, purple slacks and Keds is pants.

by Box August 8, 2004

Artus

The sickest clothing line known to mankind. A classy, confident clothing line that originated in Nor Cal.

-That's a sick ass shirt man. Where'd you get it at?
-Artusclothing.com yo.

by Box March 6, 2005

top drawer

an expression of utmost praise.

That shot was top drawer my good man.

by box June 2, 2003

iodizedsalt

someone who bangs box, but not in the ass until marriage.

"iodizedsalt is not getting box's butthole anytime soon"

by box February 17, 2004

Dildasorous

1: An extremely large dildo.
2: Someone who acts as a mean dildo.

Billy why are you such a dildasorous to me?

by Box May 13, 2005