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15.
When someone eats something blue, (such as an icy), you say they are smurfed because it looks like they sucked off papa smurf because their mouth is all blue.
John:(eating his blue pop lolli pop) says mmm this is so good!

Dave: yo' man.. your smurfed
by dangerous catch w/o the crabs November 03, 2008
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16.
smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.
Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!
by mike October 14, 2003
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17.
To ejaculate in ones hair therefore creating a little smurf's hat. It should be white. If it comes out Papa Smurf colour, see a doctor.
Whilst enjoying fellatio my new spouse esposed a fetish for semen in her hair. So I smurfed her.
by kevin forever May 25, 2006
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18.
To be owned.
You got smurfed!
by The Q September 12, 2003
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19.
Being owned by a smurf in a multiplayable online game.
Johny33: OMG! I got owned by a smurf with a 0-0 record!
YouRGramma: You got smurfed
Johny33: OMG! Blizzard better do something about this shit!
by Anonymous August 22, 2003
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20.
the feeling of being so drunk or high everything you see is blue !
last nught id drank so much i was smurfed !
by hulmie November 29, 2007
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21.
To turn something blue, like laundry.
Dagnabit Ralph! You washed your new jeans in with my white bras, and now they have been smurfed.
by perishable517 May 19, 2005
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