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When you are having sexual intercourse doggy style in a port-a-potty and as your ready to climax you shove the girls face in the blue solution in the bottom of the toilet causing her whole face to turn blue.
We were hooking up in the port-a-potty and i smurfed her.
by HMK715 June 01, 2012
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To be High and Drunk at the same time. In other words, Twisted, but in an excess amount. You get Smurfed by drinking and getting high more than the normal amount. Being Smurfed can lead to righteous partying and having the best time of your life.
Last night i was so smurfed i cant remember what i did

Yo, im trying to get smurfed tonight
by Indestructable Byrdman January 27, 2011
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When a girl does something to you sexual
Yesterday, my girlfriend totally smurfed me.
by KrashIsAJerk July 26, 2011
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(verb) When a woman chokes or gags (turns blue) on semen or a penis while performing oral sex.
The forensics report came back, and it doesn't look pretty... Apparently her pimp smoked too much PCP and smurfed the poor bitch to death.
by verberator July 18, 2010
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when a smurf ejaculates his red semen all over you
that smurf just smurfed me in the ass bro!
by frankie smokes weed March 10, 2010
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When a smurf sneaks up on you and bites you on you're neck.
That's how you get smurfed.
Johnny got smurfed yesterday while trotting through the wilderness.
by rockstar12345678 March 28, 2011
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To loot a body before it even hits the ground.
"Damn, he smurfed the hell out of that cultist's body."
by GsoRob August 01, 2009
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