A Shitternship is an internship which teaches you absolutely nothing, gets you nowhere by the time you've finished it and one where your spending your own money without getting paid.
Heres an example with fictional characters.
Bobby:I'm sick of this internship shit!
linda: Why whats wrong?
Bobby: All I've been doing is buying coffee for them with my own money, buying doughnuts for them with my own money and picking up their dry cleaning with my own money!. They haven't even paid me once!
Linda: ........Thats not an internship, thats a shitternship.
Bobby:.......I'm going to go kill myself.....
linda: If you do can I have your PS4?
Bobby: I hate you......
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!