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Smartwater 

"Smartwater is a very sexy boy"
Smartwater by L1zzymarriedsmartwater September 25, 2021

smartwater 

water from the clouds. and therefore from the gods..
smartwater is electrolyte enhanced water that is purity you can taste and hydration you can feeeel
smartwater by pinkslips April 14, 2007

smartwatch 

this smartwatch just makes my phones dick grow
smartwatch by stuvin2 December 27, 2015

Smartycat 

Smartycat -n. Someone who appears intelligent by repeating the words or actions of someone who actually is intelligent. Der;smartypants. derogatory
"He didn't write that himself, the smartycat read it somewhere else".
Smartycat by Smartycat May 4, 2010

Smartwater-Scale

A discreet scale used to measure sizes of meat, typically ones used by males.
Meat is measured from the bottom of a Smartwater bottle to the top.
John: Hey, my meat goes to the 'T' on the Smartwater-Scale!
Bob: Which one?
John: The first one..
Smartwater-Scale by DancingShoe1048 December 23, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026