Smartytwat 

A female lady part that is endowed with intelligence.

My smartytwat can sense your insincerity a mile away.

Smartytwat by FriskyB May 22, 2014

Smartwater 

A very sexy human being

"Smartwater is a very sexy boy"

Smartwater by L1zzymarriedsmartwater September 25, 2021

smartwater 

water from the clouds. and therefore from the gods..

smartwater is electrolyte enhanced water that is purity you can taste and hydration you can feeeel

smartwater by pinkslips April 14, 2007

smartwatch 

an extension of your phones dick

this smartwatch just makes my phones dick grow

smartwatch by stuvin2 December 27, 2015

Smartycat 

Smartycat -n. Someone who appears intelligent by repeating the words or actions of someone who actually is intelligent. Der;smartypants. derogatory

"He didn't write that himself, the smartycat read it somewhere else".

Smartycat by Smartycat May 4, 2010

Smartwater-Scale

A discreet scale used to measure sizes of meat, typically ones used by males.
Meat is measured from the bottom of a Smartwater bottle to the top.

John: Hey, my meat goes to the 'T' on the Smartwater-Scale!
Bob: Which one?
John: The first one..

Smartwater-Scale by DancingShoe1048 December 23, 2025