Smakledorff

to masterbate

After I saw her naked, I ran home to smakledorff.

Smakledorff by Desmond January 23, 2004

Smakledorff

When masturbating, your hand slips off and the fist comes down on top of the head.

While watching Baywatch the other night, I got smakledorffed in the heat of the moment.

Smakledorff by Bucky Longjohns May 19, 2004

we've been smackledorfed 

Spongebob's version of Mr. Krabs saying "We've been dooped!"

"We've been smackledorfed!"
"That's not even a word and I agree with you!"

we've been smackledorfed by zxcraous February 11, 2014

Smackledorf 

Used as a noun, verb, pro-noun,adj. anything really.
Used in replacement of words when you cant think of the correct word or wish to keep the object un-named.

What the smackledorf?
Suck my smackledorf.
What a smackledorfing idiot.
The smackledorfing smackledorf, fucking smackledorfed all over her smackledorfs. ...Damn.

Smackledorf by SnortyG November 4, 2009

Smackeldorffed 

Smackeldorffed is a term stolen from a popular childrens television series and used to describe someone who is completely and utterly drunk, to the point of complete belligerence and sometimes to the extent of violence.

Matt:"Dude, you are smackeldorffed off your ass right now"
Jake:"Go oT hElL aDn BuRn tHerE FocKer"

Smackeldorffed by Jake Andrews February 22, 2005

smackledorf 

totally and unknowingly tore up

man that guys face is all sorts of smackledorfed

smackledorf by tim hill January 1, 2004

Smaggledorff 

A drink made by blending, Milk, Pickles, Oranges (with the skin), apple cores, leaves (any you find in the garden) and toe hair.

Bro1 - "Hey wanna come over! I made Smaggledorff"
Bro2 - "What the f*ck is wrong with you? Dirty b*stard"

Smaggledorff by maxnellson March 12, 2023