Slorgasm
When you are over-whelmed with the amount of slores surrounding you that you have an orgasm and experience immense amounts of pleasure
Slorgasm by ihate youalllllll June 22, 2011
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scorgasm
While watching tv at home on a split screen or picture in picture, or at a bar with multiple tvs and more than one team scores at once.
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Slorgasm • snorgasm • sorgasm • sporgasm • scorgasm • shorgasm • storgasm • Skorgasm • smorgasmbord • Smorgasmborg
Smorgasm
*at a campfire in california*
guy 1: piuqdhfgniquvhnpiuevhoiuvhouvhv
guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm
guy 1: piuqdhfgniquvhnpiuevhoiuvhouvhv
guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm
Smorgasm by Click on this for free vbucks November 15, 2018
Smorgasmborg
A plethora of delicious tasting food, that may cause an orgasm for your mouth like Thanksgiving dinner, or a very well-catered party.
Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.
Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.
Friend #1: DUDE! LOOK AT ALL THAT AMAZING FOOD! I'm salivating just LOOKING at it!
Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
_____
Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.
Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.
Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
_____
Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.
Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.
Smorgasmborg by Norwegian Merovingian August 13, 2012
I-told-you-sorgasm
The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.
Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.
I-told-you-sorgasm by Planeswalker_ March 31, 2009
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