when you are as fucked as you can ever possibly be in a million years
"Your brain just got slendered by Slenderman."
"You're going to be slendered inside an LA prison."
by BeardedMonk November 14, 2011
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slender is term meaning skinny and long
the man is very slender.
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A ridiculously scary game in which the main character attempts to recover 8 pages of a notebook while being chased by the slenderman.
Guy 1: "Dude I was playing slender last night and scared the heck out of myself"
Guy 2: "Slender is so scary, i can't play it without all the lights on"
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When you pop up from anywhere, any time and scare the hell out of people until their brain goes fuzzy. :P
Dude, I Slendered this guy so bad yesterday!
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the weight or generalization between fat and thin
I'm not fat or thin, I'm kinda in the middle, like uh, slender.
by Sammantha June 4, 2004
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The only remaining personal ad descriptor that means what it says: Slender means slender, unlike average, HWP, thick or athletic, which fatties love to hide behind.
SWF, 5'8 128 slender build, etc.
by xzybit March 26, 2007
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Used as noun, verb, adjective or honorific: a pejorative term describing an individual (usually on the fringes of a friendship group) who generally (and often unintentionally) ignores usual social protocol. Their actions and behavior are often described as "creepy", "overly friendly" or "overly tactile". Derived from the 'slender man' internet mythos; a tall, human-like monster who allegedly skulks around silently, stalking individuals and stealing small children.
'Can't wait to see you tomorrow,' he said slenderly.

She invited herself to our party; she's so slender!

He slendered around us the entire time we were talking.

Slender Fred tried to hug me again today.
by Slenderslayer February 19, 2011
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