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Height Weight Proportional this acronym is often used in personal ads.
i.e. I'm a SWF that is 5'4", HWP, D&D Free etc.
by The Lizard King April 07, 2004
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Literally "height weight proportionate".

In fact 'hwp' is an acronym typically used as a euphemism for "overweight or obese, but not morbidly obese".

"hwp" is generally substituted for actual numbers, hiding the person's actual weight. Most people who claim to be hwp are overweight or obese, but not super extremely fat. Skinny people and thin people never claim to be hwp in personal ads, though they fit the literal definition.
"How much do I weigh? Let's just say I am HWP."

"I'm never answering another craigslist ad without knowing how much the person actually weighs! No more HWP guys for me!"

"Don't call me HWP, I'm in good shape!"
by El filosofo September 08, 2010
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Hard-Working-Professional
I am a tall, handsome, 40 year old HWP seeking a real woman
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hygienic water pong. like beer pong, played with red cups filled with water, where the ping pong ball is soaped and rinsed between each toss.
We just played a great game of HWP!!!
by DRBK February 06, 2009
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