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slaying dragons 

Having sex with an ugly chick during a dry streak just to get your bird wet.
sometimes you gotta be slaying dragons before you can save any princesses.
slaying dragons by Moofrogio September 3, 2012

slaying dragons 

Jimbo: Slay any dragons this weekend bud?
Bud: Yeah, me and Claire got frisky in the back of my Labaron. Then we had sex. So yeah I was slaying dragons this weekend.

slaying dragons 

Man, we just spent an hour slaying dragons
slaying dragons by Streamie January 13, 2008

Dragon Slaying 

The act of having sex with ugly girls for practice.
1. Tony and I just went Dragon Slaying at the trailer park. Damn those bitches were nasty!

2. Hey Dog, You gotta slay a couple dragons before you save the princess.
Dragon Slaying by JimmySmooth January 12, 2009

Slaying the Dragon 

Having sex with an unattractive woman, most likely brought on by alcohal consumption.
Dave got really drunk last night and ended up slaying the dragon.
Slaying the Dragon by _LG_ July 25, 2008

Slaying the dragon 

1. The act of sleeping with an unattractive girl in a time of need
2. What one must do a lot of on the heroic quest to find one's princess
Matt: they say you have to slay a few dragons before you meet your princess well I've finally found my princess
Pete: dude! did you seriously just talk about slaying the dragon in your wedding speech?
Slaying the dragon by Pillowman September 16, 2016