Friend 1: how did your date go?
Friend 2: horrible. She stood me up so I went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube
Friend 2: horrible. She stood me up so I went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube
by Mr. JayBee June 26, 2012
"Dude I was at the pool and there were so many hotties, I just couldn't contain it I had to step in the locker room and slay the dragon."
"Bro, I don't want to know that stuff you slaying the dragon, ..."
"Bro, I don't want to know that stuff you slaying the dragon, ..."
by Mcdizzle fa Rizzle January 18, 2007
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by Big Bobby B July 31, 2008
Dude, I'm tired and horny, instead of trying to pick up hot women to get laid, we should just go out and slay some dragons!
by Kelsey D. H. August 17, 2008