SHUM

Should Have Used Monero.

What do the creators of WannaCry, Alexander Casez, Alexander Vinnik, Gal Vallerius, Bradley Anthony Stetkiw, Jian Zhang, Xiaobing Yan, and that group of Bitcoin hodlers who got kidnapped by thugs in Turkey have in common? They all SHUM.

Monero is a trustless cryptocurrency that is similar to bitcoin. Unlike bitcoin, it hides these aspects of every transaction from the public:

- who sent it
- who received it
- how much it was

This makes it ideal for anyone who wishes to transact privately.

Person one:

"did you hear about Joey? Apparently his doors kicked in and his face got slammed into the sidewalk because a bunch of nocoiner LEA found out he was using bitcoin to buy dried flowers on the darknet. The blockchain totally narc'd on him"

Person two:

"SHUM"

by ishumushum January 17, 2018

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The act of sharting and cumming at the same time while intercourse activities.

I shummed so hard last night my wife got shit faced and pregnant at the same time.

by ThrillJ August 22, 2014

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To shit and cum at the same time. This usually occurs when the victim is listening to beautiful music or is overcome by intense feelings of pleasure and emotion. Another occurrence is when you're jerking off and taking a shit on the toilet at the same time.

I shummed myself at the pink floyd concert when the comfortably numb guitar solo started

I just took a nice shum in your toilet

by dillskin April 7, 2011

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When a male ejaculates into another person’s anus, and the receiver goes to the toilet & out comes the shum. The mix of the sperm & poo isn’t ‘cum’, it’s ‘Shum’. Shit and cum.

‘Oh wow! I just been to the loo after he fucked me in the arse, and SO much shum poured out!’

by Natalienoonah January 13, 2020

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