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Shroomer 

(Adjective):
Used to describe a person who enjoys tripping on 'shrooms. Usually accompanied by stories of "how far gone" they were during a recent trip. Also usually has mushroom paraphernilia, like blacklight-sensitive posters of 'shrooms, in their home. Normally can't sit still for long and laughs too much at something that might not even be funny.

(Noteworthy point: A "shroomer" is not a person with a 'mushroom-looking haircut'. Only a fuckhead or somebody from Michigan would come up with that.)
Jack: "What the hell is Tim doing on top of the house?"
Chris: "It's ok, he's a shroomer. He's probably just getting away from the jackals on the ground or some snakes were chasing him, or maybe it just feels really nice up there, who knows."
Jack: "Fuckin' shroomers, always going apeshit. I wonder if he has any more left!? I wanna trip out too now, damn!"
Shroomer by KevinH112 August 18, 2009
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Shroomer 

Dylan: "Oi fuck that thot John he shrooms up heaps aye?!"
Suhail: "Yea cunt's a regular shroomer."

Shroomer 

Noun - A farmer of 'shrooms. Not mushrooms. SHROOMS.
Guy 1: Psst... Do ya know a guy who can hook me up with some of the green stuff tomorrow night?
Guy 2: What? No! But I know a shroomer.

Guy 1: Even better!
Shroomer by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Shroomer 

Someone with a mushroom or bowl cut. Usually used in an insulting or derogatory way,
That goddamn little five year old shroomer is such a pain in the ass.

Shroomer 

A word typically used to describe fat, slimy, stinky male men.
Guy 1: Dude you smell really bad
Guy 2: Oh yeah I must be a Shroomer
Shroomer by Hothabibi March 11, 2021

Shroomer 

Derogatory ethnic slur for toads, inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Shroomer by ko0p4zdab3st June 6, 2024

mean shroomer

A person who acts unusually mean after eating magic mushrooms
Ex 1: Evan: Ben!!! Get me a fucking orange juice or i'll kill you!!!

Ex 2: Evan: Ben, I swear to fucking God if i had a gun i would have shot you (when Evan said that it scared me)
mean shroomer by benormous September 19, 2005