shoveling

When you glue toe/finger nail clippings to the tip of one's penis to make it resemble a shovel. After this is done, proceed to anal sex with your partner and attempt to "shovel" out nuggets of poop.

Christine has been saving a lot of money on toilet paper even since Robby starting shoveling her.

My prostate exam felt like I was getting shoveled.

by Terry Taint May 9, 2012

shoveled

a verb to be shoveled,to shovel

damn girl, you need to get shoveled!

by kali, motha bitch August 2, 2008

shovel

A tool for hitting something with.

*You see a fat chick walking down the street*
Joe: Id hit that...
James: ..With a shovel.

by James hartleyyyyy October 20, 2007

Shoveler

The person in a group of friends - typically when the group is eating pizza or any similar food - who decides to reach for the dipping sauce with the slice, and in turn pulls the dip entirely out of your ability to reach for it.

Joey: "Jordan, if I'm already completely wasted, why the hell would you shovel the garlic dip out of my range of reach?!"
Jordan: "Damn son, sorry for being a shoveler."

by Joey Steel September 12, 2009

shovel

The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.

Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.

by Shard November 3, 2005

shovel

what the revolution will be fought with after the liberals take away our guns

it's either that or dig a hole and lay down in it and die

by (D) own with globalism September 9, 2004

shovel

To bullshit. (to shovel the shit)

When he said he won the lottery, I knew he was shoveling.

by DJM February 26, 2004