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Shake your Shamrocks 

something your drunk self says to an on-coming woman on St. Patrick's Day.
hey baby let me see you shake your shamrocks!

hommocks 

Another word for HELL, this one implying that hell is shaped like a swastica.
also where a pedophilic gym teacher resides.
Let me touch you, little girl!
Fuck off, Mr. WArren. Go to Hell
hommocks by meifunk June 3, 2005

shollocks 

An exclamation combining the words "shite" and "bollocks." Often used in anger.
"Shollocks! I've lost my keys"
shollocks by Onikage October 6, 2006

chocolate shamrocks 

A group of gentlemen, usually a group of four, who are each themselves a bad man and receive pum pum on the daily.
guy 1: 'look its the chocolate shamrocks'
guy 2: 'damn I wish I had that much pum pum'

Hommocks 

Hommocks is pretty much the lamest middle school ever. All the children from Murray, Mam'k Ave., Central, and Chatsworth go there. This is the school where everyone goes to wallow in their misery and stuff crap into tiny lockers and do a lot of unnessary work. Be happy if you don't go to this school.
All those 8th graders are coming to MHS this year.
Oh crap, I hate kids from Hommocks let's sacrifice them.
Hommocks by The Shadow Molestor April 24, 2005

Hommocks 

A hell below hell
its like the ghetto get raped on a corner kind of hell
thats how much it sux
i mean any school in the middle of ny with 92 percent cockasains will be retarded

top 3 best things about hommocks

1- pissing of mr kein and hearing him say IITEEE

2- ms nelson, shes just too entertaining

3- 3:46 pm


yaa i go to hommocks.....unfortunately
Hommocks by hgdfj February 5, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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