shomit 

The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.

Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.

shomit by Lenbot February 18, 2010

Shomit 

To throw up while shitting on the toilet or anywhere else.

"Hey uh Bill, I just took a shomit in your pillow case" exclaimed James.

Shomit by PJ July 26, 2003

Shomit 

To shit and vomit at the same time

After eating Chinese and two Cokes at the Klimax Klub, I had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.

Shomit by Jean-Claude van Damme August 18, 2006

Shomit 

1. When you shit and vomit at the same time.
2. What happens when 3 boys sit in high school art class and are bored

1. He had cholera he was shomiting
2. Oh look it's shomit the frog. Shomit and Gromit. In case of a German attack shomit and lob it.

Shomit by Nickgrosby. November 8, 2019

Shomit 

To shit and vomit at the same time, often as an expression of extreme disgust

That song was so bad i shomited

Shomit by sir psycho January 11, 2005

Shomit 

The act of vomiting up feces after consuming it.

I just watched my dog shomit all over my new rug.

Shomit by Ray Ray's teacher May 5, 2012

Shomit 

v. to purge oneself of personal intimate information as normal conversation to disinterested strangers, acquaintances or colleagues.

Jeri totally shomited about her drug addict alcoholic son during the entire tea break today.

Shomit by Maria Espia March 17, 2008