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da best name ever
da coolest person alive
i wish shmitty was my name
by josh choi February 20, 2005
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A shmitty is the kind of person who knows how to be easy. They are generally very muscular and work out a lot, and they bench press a lot and brag about it.

They are short but buff.
Cyntatetz bro, don't mess with da shmitty bro.
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A shmitty is an old perverted man that has not showered in days, smells rancid, and touches himself in public
Little Girl 1: Look at that Shmitty Mommy!

Little Girl 2: Yea, he's a shmitty, i see him touching his private parts!

Mother: Let's go he's creeping me out....
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to be fooled or tricked or used as an expression of how you feel.
"Dang thought that I had my keys. Shmitty!"

Man i thought that girl was cute, then I saw her face. Shmitty!!
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