Shoeca
The action of shaking one's foot after stepping in water to get the excess water out of or off the shoe.
Shoeca by Rabbipriest February 19, 2011
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Stinky Shoemaker
Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.
Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
Stinky Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022
Related Words
Shoeca • shoecase • shoecat • Shoe Candy • Shoe Carnival • shoemaker • shoelace belt • shoegasm • shoegaze • shoelace express
Greasy Shoemaker
Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.
Greasy Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022
Scott Shoemaker
A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.
Scott Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022
I like your shoelaces
Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."
Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.
I like your shoelaces by Sammy Blueberry the Weirdo February 18, 2021
Shoe and Shoelace
Anchor: "We now return to popular Russian cartoon, Shoe and Shoelace"
Narrator: "SHOE AND SHOELACE. One is meaningless without the other"
Narrator: "SHOE AND SHOELACE. One is meaningless without the other"
Shoe and Shoelace by syniconthetrack September 26, 2012
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"