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1.
When a comedy act is so bad, he makes your food taste like he took a shit in it.
*watching the Donald Trump Roast*
Randy: Man, what a shituation.
Darty: Yeah man, I can't eat this rice, it tastes like shit now. Thanks a lot, Shitch.
by Randiforous March 16, 2011
 
2.
How Sean Connery pronounces the word 'situation'.
"What'sh the shituation, M?
by Tony Z May 03, 2008
 
3.
a verry shitty situation
"Fuck! My boyfriend just found out that i am cheating on him!!!"

"Wow, that is a big shituation..."
by whichmonaneyy February 05, 2008
 
4.
a very bad situation
-"we got a shituation here"
-"why what happend"
-"someone cloged the toilet"
by nikolam August 07, 2008
 
5.
A situation that sucks. You can't do anything about it...it's just a shitty situation
-I'm sorry we can't hang this weekend
-I know, it really is a shituation!
by Moose@Duck December 10, 2009
 
6.
The circumstance that arises when a baby's poop is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. May be exacerbated by the flailing tyke's tendency to "spread the news" with involuntary arm and leg motion. Usually demands the attention of multiple adults.
Some shituations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.
by Kurt Merkle April 27, 2006
 
7.
A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.
"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.
by CrissettaKeenBird March 12, 2013