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An uncomfortable itch surrounding one's anus; usually created as a by-product of an improper or ineffective anal wipe following a bowel movement. Can also be the result of a shart.
Bob: What are you scratching at Larry?
Larry: My ass. The restaurant ran out of toilet paper and now I got a serious shitch. You got any baby wipes?
by BippyDeluxx February 07, 2008
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A shitty bitch. An exceptionally shitty bitch.
Man, that girl sure is a shitch.
by Cody November 13, 2004
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A woman or women who are so stuck on themselves that they think every man is trying to sex them.
Hey Shay, how about you stop shitching. You are clearly old, loose, and a tired excuse of a woman. Sorry Booboo, No one wants you.
by yourmove July 14, 2011
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Fucking up with one girl then getting with her friend.
Oh shit.. she is upset, i guess i'll just do the ol' shitch for her hot friend
by TheJersh September 18, 2009
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slang term giving emphasis to the end of the word "shit". Can be used for many different situations and it adds that little something extra when trying to express your excitement to someone.
"Shitchyeah ill go to the strip club"

"Shitchyes i will go see Hairspray with you"

Q: "what do you want for lunch?"
A: "a shitchkabob"

"I visited "Shitchinattii" over the summer"
by riniopod September 01, 2009
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Shitch: can be used as an abbreviation of 'shit yeah'; Or you can use the word consisting of 'yeah'. which will look like 'shitch yeah'.
EXAMPLE: Brad: i dropped my sammich

Steve: shitch yeah

Jon: let's go to the clubs

Pete: shitch!
Published By: C.Brain GoldCoast, Australia
shit shit yeah shitch sammich shitch yeah yeah
by da_8R41N[c.brain GC.australia] September 05, 2016
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