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Someone mysterious and cool. usually classy as well. likes to talk cool, and isn't a poser. Will stand up for the un-popular kid, and isn't afraid of the jocks, goth, huge kids or anyone else who might pose a threat to an average kid.
Jock: Im gonna beat your face to a pulp, FREAK!

Nerd: OH SH**

Shftr: (throws down backback) BACK OFF AS***LE!

Bystander:what a shifter. Cool.
Shftr by Shftr123 January 5, 2011
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An illiterate plumber with a large resemblance to Rod Stewart. Generally spouts incoherent shit. Usually found in Pimlico
Doris the bog is not flushing, can you call up a shitrod
Shitrod by MoriartyProfJ March 28, 2021
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When citrus air freshener is sprayed after defecating, it produces a smell that is a combination of the two of these.
"Did you use the entire aerosol can? You smell like shitrus."
Shitrus by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008
Software products by Citrix which normally run like shit, freeze, slow and laggy.
Fuck, my Shitrix session has frozen again.
Shitrix by Badger Beady June 8, 2018
The unique scent created by spraying air freshener in the bathroom to try and mask the smell of a recently taken dump.
"Hey, sorry but I took a crap in your bathroom, do you have any air freshener?"
"No don't worry, you'll only make it smell like shitrus."
Shitrus by FRIED CHICKEN ON YO FACE December 22, 2013

ShitRite 

A colloquial and derogatory alternative name for the ShopRite chain of supermarkets located in the U.S. North East. Usually used by someone who hates shopping at the store or hates working there.
You don't want to work at ShitRite, you should be a peepshow janitor instead. At least you'll get more respect doing that.
ShitRite by JamesOhio September 23, 2009

shitrocked 

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.
Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!
shitrocked by Romanick October 16, 2007