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scrumpfle 

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.
Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.
scrumpfle by june t March 20, 2010
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schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.
"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."
schrumpfed by Rampage W. September 26, 2009
i don't have the scrumpf to run another 2 miles.
scrumpf by caroline and rame January 20, 2010
lets go and scrumpfy!!

shclumpf 

noun: a gross deuce characterized by the sound it makes sliding from your bunghole into the terlit water...

verb: the act of dropping a schlumpf
I was surprised to see that my schlumpf was green after eating that greasy hamburger.
shclumpf by howie feldersnatch October 3, 2003
(N) Sh-KRUMP : A combination bowel movement of a shit, a crap, and a dump. Usually coincides with a long night of drinking followed by a trip to a taco joint.
"I really need to take a Shcrump. Goddamn Las Palapas." Other variations include Shcrumping, and in some rare cases, Donald Trumping. I.e. "I think someone Donald Trumped on the coats."
Shcrump by Captain Ripper November 9, 2009