Sexisturt 

To turn a bland or boring event into a sexy one.

This party is really lame, want me to sexisturt it by setting up jelly wrestling?

Sexisturt by momomotorboat September 24, 2011

Sexistential Crisis 

Moment where you do not know anything about your gender or sexuality.

"I'm going through a sexistential crisis right now can you please advise me?"

Sexistential Crisis by sexistentialcrisisdunderhead December 21, 2018

Sexistentialism 

A philosophy that proposes that a person should live for the moment, because when you die, you’re screwed. A big proponent of this was Sartre, Kama Sartre.

When a Danish philosopher has sexistentialism with you, you’ll be Soren the morning.

Sexistentialism by Jarod Kintz October 24, 2007

sexistentialist 

Somebody who practices existentialism. In bed.

I'm quite the existentialist. In bed.

sexistentialist by Katsu May 8, 2005

Sexistential Angst 

Post-hook up worry about things being weird because you hooked up with that person. Feeling bad because you had sex that might not have been a good idea.

"I just did one of my ex's friends and am now suffering from sexistential angst."

"I've got some pretty bad sexistential angst, wondering how long I should wait before I call this dude."

Sexistential Angst by GullibleZine March 8, 2007

Sexistry 

Having (or not having) sexual chemistry.

Ugh, I got him into the bedroom and he was awful. There was no sexistry, we couldn't even keep a solid rhythm.

Sexistry by American Affair June 15, 2011

sexistential dissapointment

when one pines after another and after much effort finally has intercourse, only to be dissapointed by the reality in comparision to the fantasy.

dude, i have been trying to nail that girl for so long, and finally we hit it last night, and man total sexistential dissapointment.

sexistential dissapointment by dave young December 2, 2005