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Short shorts on a man, especially if they are jean shorts. The male equivalent of Daisy Dukes.
H-Boo got a big-ass hole in the knee of his jeans and cut 'em off, but they're all short, so he's wearing Daisy Dudes!
by GullibleZine August 14, 2007
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When you can't fathom the idea of a world existing outside of your neighborhood. A small town mentality in the middle of a city.
Motherfucker's got a case of hood vision and can't imagine coming *all the way* to Jackson Ward from Oregon Hill.

People in Williamsburg have hood vision. They think the L is the only train line in Brooklyn.
by GullibleZine August 30, 2006
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The female version of a sausage party. Pronounced like "buffet."
The party was a total muffet - six girls per one guy.
by GullibleZine February 24, 2008
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The act of paying for something that you drunkenly bought on eBay.
I got a couple beers in me and bid on a George Michael LP, now I have to do the Paypal walk of shame.
by GullibleZine September 7, 2010
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Pompadour + Dork = Pompadork. A nerdy guy who dresses rockabilly. Take your average dumpy computer programmer, give him a pair of Ray Ban Wayfarers, or other thick-framed black plastic glasses, a bowling shirt, a girlfriend who dresses like Betty Page (but doesn't look like her), sideburns, and of course a gelled-up pompadour hairstyle. Now insert him in a tiki lounge (after 5pm).
"I wanted to get my girl another mai-tai, but I couldn't even get to the bar because of all of the pompadorks."

"The pompadorks were lined up around the block for the Cramps show at Irving Plaza."

"Ed just bought some leopard-print creepers. He's such a pompadork!"

by GullibleZine August 4, 2006
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Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."
Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.
by GullibleZine September 5, 2008
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Someone who owns and wears a lot of sneakers and athletic gear made by Nike.
Ed always has the new Jordans. what a swooshbag.
by GullibleZine August 29, 2008
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