Secret American

1. A person of another nationality besides American who is infatuated with American culture and owns American products such as a Ford Mustang or a cowboy hat. They will probably deny being such, but their possessions and pop-culture preferences reveal otherwise.
2. Top Gear U.K. presenter Richard Hammond.

"If you live in England but own a Stetson, Mustang and a Harley Davidson, you might be a secret American."

Secret American by Captain_Slow June 10, 2013

The secret life of the american teenager 

A teendrama about "one night at bandcamp..."

The secret life of the american teenager:
"Falling in love is such an easy thing to do" NOT.

The secret life of the american teenager by Paulytukas November 23, 2010

Secret Life Of The American Teenager 

By Far The Most watched/contreversial hit tv show on ABC Family. Basically a teen gets banged in band camp and figures out shes pregnant, while a slutty chick cant decide if she likes her "bed buddie" more than a bed buddie, & a jesus loving goody goody struggles with her parents disapproval towards her boyfriend.

Jane-Hey Sally! wanna go to the mall this Tuesday?
Sally-Heck No! Im watching the Secret Life of The American Teenager!
Jane-Whats that?
Sally-a bunch of teen sluts dealing with pregnancys and one night stands

Secret Life Of The American Teenager by Jazzahoe August 9, 2008

Secret Life Of The American Teenager 

Another dumb teen drama, but this one is a tad different. Instead of hinting around taboo subjects like teen sex and pregnancy, they just come right out and talk about it. Doesn't really give a full description of "Secret Teen Life" though - IE, there's no talk of suicide, cliques, drugs, etc. IMO, the title is a tad misleading.

Secret Life Of The American Teenager, sex sex sex, "Did you hear? I'm a crazy Christian!"

Secret Life Of The American Teenager by hickschicks2010 October 27, 2008

Secret Life of the American Teenager 

A true and honest look into the everyday-wholesome teens life where the best actor is the one who's mentally retarded. Reveals how slutty ALL American teenagers actually are. Thank God for this show otherwise my mom wouldn't have put me on birth conrtol.

daugher- Hey Mom, put me on some birth control!

Mother- Well after watching Secret Life of the American Teenager, all teens must be whoring around! Sure Hunny!

Secret Life of the American Teenager by Raped Ape Hole June 22, 2011