Seacow

Used to describe someone overly large in height or weight. See Wardypookins

The seacow sat on me and it hurt very bad

by mr schlomo 2 October 13, 2006

Seacow

Term used to describe a female that forgot to put the fork down.

"Dude, did you see that seacow? I was afraid the porch was going to collapse"
"That party was great until the seacow showed up."
"Why the hell did you leave me stranded with the seacow?"
"Yarghh, there's a seacow in me shanty."

by Cpn Ahab August 20, 2009

Seacow

A big round and worthless person in ISMO. A Seacow lies and tells stories that have never happened and will never happen. Everyone in Japan hates Seacows. This creature usually has a background in Communication.

Person 1: We need to get that request done ASAP!!!

Person 2: We can't, we have been waiting on Seacow all damn day!

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seacow: whatever you have done I have done 10x's better.

TNA: Everyone in Japan hates you....stop lying to yourself

by TNA69 September 03, 2009

Seacow

A fat, socially awkward, acne ridden teenager.

What a seacow, he needs to do some exercise....fag

by Tehsupreme March 17, 2008

Seacow

Someone extremly slow with marine bovine features, usually tall in size.

'oh the door said pull'

'omfg you seacow!'

by Mark Wilkinson November 25, 2007

Seacow

The cow of the sea, or a fat ugly fuck.

Emily N is such a SEACOW!!

by ericaisepicx May 05, 2009

seacow

a psycho ex who gains 75plus pounds following a long over-due break-up.

Leanna seacowed after that long over-due break-up with James.

by Yea, I'm that Guy April 09, 2009