Getting screwed over by an Uber driver in any way, shape or form. Poor driving, body odor, getting dropped off two blocks from your actual destination.

I just got screwbered. My driver farted the whole time and dropped me off on the next block over.

Screwbered by Lesliekkc June 21, 2017

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Screwbird

Screwbird

A Person that thinks they are world famous but is not really world famous at all. 7 out of 8 people have never heard of them.

That guy thinks he is the bomb but he's just a screwbird.

Screwbird by lj_allday November 12, 2011

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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