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I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater 

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

Cheese Scraper 

A cheese scraper is a video game player who is overly skilled compared to friends, they often are seen as underdogs but perform well under pressure
Cheese Scraper by SlangMan786 September 9, 2019

sack cheese scraper 

Sack cheese scraper: A small hand held devise that is used by lover's of fine sack cheeses to gently scrape the fine creamy cheese off of the cheesemakers warm sack.

See also: sack cheese
The waiter brought us fine cheeses from around the world from which we chose a fine Canadian sackcheese. The waiter skillfully used the sack cheese scraper to slide off the creamy goodness from the Canadian's sack.

sack cheese scraper 

One who removes duck butter type substances from the testicles of mlaes using their front teeth
I felt Timmys teeths nibble into my sack has he scrped the thick layer of duck butter away
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026