schwank 

A word that can mean anything and can be used as an insult, pronoun, noun, verb, adverb, interjection, conjunction, adjective, etc. (including every other type of word in the english language)

I schwanked your cake, bleezatch

schwank by jiggidy123456 April 2, 2009

Schwank 

To Schwank is to Shit & Wank at the same time. It is a good time saving method prior to a night out.

I am just gonna have a Schwank and a shower before we head out

Schwank by Muzzy23 May 6, 2014

schwank 

the upper mid grade of marijuana bud that can be found for reasonable prices.

Man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schwank.

schwank by Nate and Chris October 7, 2007

Schwank 

adj.
A word used to describe something, someone, or a situation that is insanely awesome.

"Wow the snow is really comin down hard"
"Hell yeah the pow pow will be schwank!"

Schwank by Sun355 May 4, 2007

schwank 

Synonymous to classy. From an early bicyle manufacturing company named Schwank. These were upscale bicycles around the 1940's. Expensive, flashy, and painted bright red with white lettering of the word "schwank". those lucky children who could afford these bikes were known as schwanks. The noun eventually transcended to become a verb when people began comparing something classy to Schwank bikes; schwanky.

Why is Billy driving that busted Jeep Pacer? What ever happened to his Schwanky Audi?

schwank by Ryan C. Martin June 25, 2007

schwank 

a sexual act combining defication with masturbation

"i'm off to the loo for a schwank.... shan't be long"

schwank by jeff wode May 8, 2004

Schwank 

To schmooze with a bunch of wankers (popular term in Australia for people who are tossers, big-noters etc.) - hence "sch-wank". So you use the word to explain that you have to spend time sucking up to people you don't particularly like or rate highly, usually for business purposes.

"I spent last night schwanking at the Annual Marketing Awards."

Schwank by Nicko Longabaugh May 28, 2009