3 definitions by Nicko Longabaugh
When a car is way slow taking off at a green light because the driver is still text-messaging, checking email, playing Angry Birds or using other apps instead of watching the traffic.
I was only four cars back but ended up missing that light because three cars in front of me iStalled.
by Nicko Longabaugh December 19, 2010
"Jenny had no idea that you can double-click a photo to zoom in on the iPhone."
"She's such an iRetard."
"She's such an iRetard."
by Nicko Longabaugh December 4, 2009
To schmooze with a bunch of wankers (popular term in Australia for people who are tossers, big-noters etc.) - hence "sch-wank". So you use the word to explain that you have to spend time sucking up to people you don't particularly like or rate highly, usually for business purposes.
by Nicko Longabaugh May 29, 2009