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schrimshaw 

a game consisting of two or more friends smoking an obscene amount of weed following this game is usally eating a cornicopious array of different goodies or snacks
hey homie u wanna go to my house after school to play some schrimshaw
schrimshaw by Darryn Joseph January 9, 2008
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scrimtar 

(n) a curved penis. bastardization of "scimitar," the curved middle eastern sword.
she thought his scrimtar was going to poke out her bellybutton.
scrimtar by MNKNDY February 26, 2009

Schrimmpo 

Not to be confused with the common sea crustacean, a shrimp.

Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.

Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.
Anne: "is that a wild Sea Cockroach!??"

Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"
Schrimmpo by Ilikecamels December 13, 2021

that Scrimbly Shwabble Blop Schrimblebobblopoingey Super SCROBLER 

an adjective used to describe someone who you find really cool or does something really cool.
person 1: you've got that scrimbly shwabble blop schrimblebobblopoingey super SCROBLER for sure
person 2: what?
person 1: you're really cool is what I mean
person 2: oh ok, that makes more sense.

Schrite en zè fayce 

An insult, using a french accent, usually pourtaining to a video game
American - Right in the face queerbag!

French accent - Schrite en zè fayce chu styupid amerikants

2nd French dude - Chu got Schvrepped nyewb!
Schrite en zè fayce by Je23 November 8, 2007

schrimshered 

To render oneself useless and in turn, to cause oneself great distress and hardship in life.
Ashton sat on the couch all day, missing class and failing his tests. He schrimshered himself.
schrimshered by oaklandraider April 7, 2009