schmendrick 

A stupid and ineffectual nobody.

From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)

"Nice, isn't it. Go ahead, take it. Here's the thing: That schmendrick that keeps looking over here -- and that one -- he's got a gun. You gotta do, what you gotta do. Stealin'. It's a beautiful thing." (Gatorade commercial featuring Harvey Keitel urging Derek Jeter to steal second base. See it on YouTube)

schmendrick by JSim May 4, 2010

Schmendrick 

noun, a guy who thinks that money, fashion sense, and the proper affectation equals coolness.

origin-Yiddish (a stupid person)

related words- Poser, Poseur

"That guy Manny, he ain't all that! He's a fuckin' Schmendrick!"

Schmendrick by Malmorte February 3, 2004

Schmendrick

A self centered, self absorbed male specimen who thinks he's literally as important as the pope

Hey you. If you want a girlfriend, don't be a schmendrick. Just be yourself

Schmendrick by Uncle Dimma June 6, 2026

Pope Schmendrick

A self centered, self important male with a big ego who thinks they're all important when in reality they're just an average looking male schmuck.

Hey there. If you want a girlfriend don't be Pope Schmendrick. Just be yourself.

Pope Schmendrick by Uncle Dimma June 5, 2026

shmedricks 

Shmedricks is a fictional disease whose symptoms include boredom, apathy, procrastination, laziness, and lack of motivation.

Originally a reference from the TV series Full House.

Wife: "We should get groceries and do some laundry tonight."

Husband: "Nah, you go without me. I have too much shmedricks disease."

shmedricks by B. Stramer April 20, 2009

Shmendrik 

A real jerk, an idiot, a dumbass, someone who is clueless.

no more room in this car wait for the next damn train you Shmendrik.

Shmendrik by dkarez4u May 17, 2005

smendrick 

An idiot or complete moron. A commonly misspelled derivative of the yiddish term schmendrick.

That smendrick got busted with an ounce.

smendrick by GreatWebGuy February 5, 2008