right or left?

an sarcastic way of asking a person which ass cheek they prefer to start kissing first

I understand that you may be a little unhappy that you were not able to scam me out of my money but I can offer you one consolation prize-right or left?

by dkarez4u June 24, 2010

miss observant

A play on words used to describe a woman who claims to be aware of what's going on around her but constantly makes errors of judgment. An airhead

Miss obervant over there just got her purse stolen for the third time by forgetting to close her bag while riding the subway

by dkarez4u June 27, 2005

Zipperhead

A person who does somthing so stupid that it seems like they unzipped their head and pulled their brain out. A really dumbass move.

you can't make a left trn from the right lane you zipperhead

by dkarez4u June 27, 2005

Shmendrik

A real jerk, an idiot, a dumbass, someone who is clueless.

no more room in this car wait for the next damn train you Shmendrik.

by dkarez4u May 17, 2005

SBD

Stupid Bitch Disease - A disease genetically passed down from Adam that afflicts most men that attracts them to and causes them to deal with and stay with stupid bitches.

It all started in the Garden of Evil when the stupid bitch ate the apple and convinced Adam to do the same which comdemed all mankind to mortal Hell

Tom has got a really bad case of SBD. His girl runs all over him but he keeps coming back. If he’s not careful it’s going to turn into a full blown case of PBD

by dkarez4u August 22, 2011

ordealic

adj: (also ordelic) describes a situation where one would experience a stressful, traumatic or otherwise uncomfortable event ot series of events

Jason's visit to the department of motor vehicles was ordealic because he waited on line for about four hours and visited many clerks only to be told that the vehicle he had purchased was stolen.

by dkarez4u March 17, 2010

Time Bomber

A extremely anal person who constantly takes crap from others or endures abuse while very slowly becoming angry (tic-tocing) and then without warning explodes and goes completely psycho.

Watch out! Ann is starting to tick, she's a time bomber and has a slow fuse but I don't want to be anywhere near her when she explodes!

by dkarez4u April 18, 2010