Definitions by dkarez4u

Half Asser 

A person who always half finishes a job, chore or activity never seeing it to completion and complaining that they can't do it.

That girl started to distribute the fliers and threw the reset away and went home. She's a half asser!

Half Asser by dkarez4u August 23, 2011

SBD

Stupid Bitch Disease - A disease genetically passed down from Adam that afflicts most men that attracts them to and causes them to deal with and stay with stupid bitches.

It all started in the Garden of Evil when the stupid bitch ate the apple and convinced Adam to do the same which comdemed all mankind to mortal Hell

Tom has got a really bad case of SBD. His girl runs all over him but he keeps coming back. If he’s not careful it’s going to turn into a full blown case of PBD

SBD by dkarez4u August 22, 2011

right or left? 

an sarcastic way of asking a person which ass cheek they prefer to start kissing first

I understand that you may be a little unhappy that you were not able to scam me out of my money but I can offer you one consolation prize-right or left?

right or left? by dkarez4u June 24, 2010

Time Bomber 

A extremely anal person who constantly takes crap from others or endures abuse while very slowly becoming angry (tic-tocing) and then without warning explodes and goes completely psycho.

Watch out! Ann is starting to tick, she's a time bomber and has a slow fuse but I don't want to be anywhere near her when she explodes!

Time Bomber by dkarez4u April 18, 2010

ordealic 

adj: (also ordelic) describes a situation where one would experience a stressful, traumatic or otherwise uncomfortable event ot series of events

Jason's visit to the department of motor vehicles was ordealic because he waited on line for about four hours and visited many clerks only to be told that the vehicle he had purchased was stolen.

ordealic by dkarez4u March 17, 2010

Amigamor 

noun: a-mi-ga-moor, a combination of two spanish words that describe a person who is both a friend and lover. (friend with benefits) amiga-friend & amor-lover

"We've been friends for a long time and I feel it's time we became intimate. Will you be my Amigamor?

Amigamor by dkarez4u February 1, 2010

once over twice three times

A way of admiring someone of the opposite (or same) sex who is attractive. You look them up an down as they approach you, when their right in front of you and as they walk away. Usually done while not speakiing to the person.

She was so fine that I gave her the once over twice three times"

once over twice three times by dkarez4u July 3, 2005