Scatterboarding Share definition Flag V: (ˈskæt ər ˈbɔːdɪŋ) An act of foolish behavior, aimed at impressing members of the opposite sex. Billy Bob was scatterboarding at Rachel, unfortunately his 4-wheeler became stuck in the river. Scatterboarding by Zaika Nekochan August 26, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Scatterboarding mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch