Derived from surname of the French philosopher, Jean Paul Sartre, who's work often evokes existentialist despair and the feeling of being sullied by humanity.
Man, that last episode of Westworld made me feel real Sartey. I need to take a shower.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"