Sarge

A self-appointed, self-aggrandizing nickname chosen by a loser who wants to appear important or cool, despite the fact that they were never in the military and were never cool.

Person 1: That dick wants everyone to call him Sarge now.

Person 2: Yeah, what a loser! Nobody actually calls him that except some kids and a demented old man.

by PuppetFister February 19, 2023

Sarging

When you mooch off everyone and then pretend you didn't.

Are you sarging me tonight?

by Bellvosky October 18, 2018

sarge donut

someone with the biggestt penis on earth.

that guys got a cock like sarge donut.

by TheOnlyHerbert January 5, 2022