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1.
someone who excessively masturbates, to the point of genital damage
That balding geochemist in the lab across the bridge is a major Sarge
by DrSkeletor September 23, 2010
 
2.
A large shit, or a massive dump or stool.
Dude, after eating granola cereal for breakfast, I had to take a Sarge. It sure did stink!
by Mike Newing (Rutabaga) April 26, 2008
 
3.
The act of going out and approaching people with the sole intention of getting it on with them.
Yo, let's go sarge some hotties!

Man, my sarging life has sucked lately.

Helen's always sarging blondes.
by mindmatter May 25, 2005
 
4.
Another word for a cunt, in polite terms a twat. It is just a general insult
If someone does something to annoy you, you may call them a sarge
by Ed Weatherall October 15, 2005
 
5.
An old man that likes to sniff little boys bicycle seats.
"Sniff, Sniff"
by Xavier Cage December 24, 2003
 
6.
An elderly Jewish lady who takes rectal temperatures at the doctor's office.
The Sarge, she took my temperature man!
by Shred101 April 10, 2010
 
7.
To hit on, flirt with, and manipulate women into sexual consent.
A: "Hey man, where's Joey?"
B: "He's over there trying to sarge"
A: "What a dog."
by That Random October 04, 2012