In fact, Santa is an anagram for Satan. True Story...
"Santa lives in hell"
"Santa! I blew that chick!"
by afrobear February 19, 2009
woman sits underneath chimney with pussy facing upward, as man jumps down chimney like santa on Christmas with erect penis facing downward for penetration
Daddy, is Santa coming this christmas?

No honey but I Santa-Claused your mother last night
by durden27 August 02, 2008
A mythical character who corrupts the minds of children making them believe it's falsities.

Also, if the letters in the word are re-arranged, it also spells out Satan.
Santa = The Devil!
by alex31991 July 10, 2008
a not real characters, also if u mix up the letters in santa

S-A-N-T-A u can get satan

Me:hey kids

kids: hi mister, are u santa??

Me:no santas not real


by Kenny22 February 14, 2008
The Myth that is used to teach children that lying is an acceptable Christian practice.
Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.

Reindeer can fly.

Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!

The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.

OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.

But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)

I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?

by TylerMalone December 26, 2007
the perfect example of the effects of propaganda and the influence of the media.
think about it, santa fits down a chimney, and FLYING reindeer?!
by thatswicked August 02, 2006
Another definition for the main guy in a pornographic movie.

Elves would be the girls or women.
After seeing both the redheaded hitcher and the blond cheerleader participating in a threesome on a horse, it was clear Ralph was this movie's santa. He was certainly jolly enough for it.
by Evil_AV November 29, 2005
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