some fat old dude who likes to feed off poor innocent little kids' cookies and milk.
he enslaved the elves, which is y they don't live with us here today.
he is evil for making kids believe he is magical when he's really poor and only has the energy to steal food at christmas in the morning.
little kid wakes up to hear thumps downstairs...
leads to the living room where the cookies are....
"SANTA??!!"
sees old, fat dude in red rags and gulping down a glass of milk with oreo and cookie crumbs on scraggly old beard....
uh oh...
by annie :DD December 26, 2006

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A person that you see at the mall. If you want the Definition of real Santa see parents
Santa is me parents....I think.
by Mr.Guy December 26, 2004

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A code word to use to tell your bro that there is a hot girl around. THE GIRL WILL NEVER KNOW!! If it is a milf, you say to you M.C Santa. :)
When you see a group of hot girls, you tell your bro that its christmas.

Never use this if your gay.
HOLY FUCK DUDE LOOK AT THAT SANTA 12 o'clock!
Dude your mother is a fucking M.C Santa.
MY GOD IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS!
by Jeffro Robert Gregory Googan December 07, 2011

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a fake guy your parents made up to make you look forward to all year. ( just to see you smile )
me( 5 yrs old ): hi santa.

parent: im not santa

me: fuk u ( i shoot parent and take gifts )

parent: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by HUMPFACE April 24, 2008

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an international druglord
He a sleigh, a big red coat, Roudolph with his nose so bright, lives in an area rather far away from society, little "elves" and so called "snow" to surround him
by Katrina December 23, 2003

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A man, more often than not a Silver Fox who sports grey or white pubic hair...

White or grey Pubes.
To christen a man or Silver Fox who has white or grey pubic hair, Santa, St Nick, Father Christmas etc....
by MissBushcraft November 07, 2011

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Santa is an old man, and wears red and white. He has a thick, white beard because he forgot to shave it. He breaks into your house, delivering presents for good boys and girls. Whilst he breaks into your house, he steals the mince pies and your dad's beer, making him obese, before creeping up to the children's room to creep on them sleeping, and fills their stockings. He must be a stalker, due to the fact, he knows wear you live, your name, and whether you have been good or not. Santa has three hoes, unlike Tiger woods.
"Santa, please may I have a pony?" "Ho. Ho. Ho. Merry Christmas ____! You have been a good little girl haven't you? Let me help myself to some of your beer, thanks."
by failingsuccess December 20, 2010

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