Santa

A make believe figure, like elves, gremlins and eskimoes.

Santa my ass, it's probably ol' Grampa Cripple, stuck in the chimney again. Get the oil and the rake.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

Santa

One of the biggest hoaxes in human history.

Parent: You see, Johnny, there's a fat man who is somehow able to get down everyone's chimney and put stuff in their house in one night.
Kid: Wow!
Parent: Heh heh, sucker.

by Zorui December 27, 2003

Santa

A person that you see at the mall. If you want the Definition of real Santa see parents

Santa is me parents....I think.

by Mr.Guy December 26, 2005

Santa

Your parents.

"Santa got you some pretty fancy stuff this Christmas"

by alphabetsoupster January 20, 2009

Santa

A fat guy who wears fur coats, shiney black boots, and owns hundreds of thousands of slaves.

Santa is always drunk.
Santa is such a pimp.

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

Santa

Isn't real. DEAL with it.

santa is a fat man in a red suit

by scarfaceking December 25, 2007

Santa

An unhealthily overweight man clad in red and fuzzy white garments who forces millions of Cambodian children to make toys. However, Santa is a racist and skips over Cambodia on his Christmas run. He uses 'elves' as a cover-up for his sweatshops.

Santa loves to put young children at work.

by Legend December 22, 2003