3 definitions by idrk8080

Santa

dont lie to kidsif you ever see santa coming in through ur chimney just fucking call the police

daughter- dad i just saw santa coming in!
dad- what! stay with me im calling the police
daughter- why dad thats santa!!
mom- santa isnt real someones breaking into our house!!!

by idrk8080 November 6, 2020

Santa

if you ever see santa coming in through ur chimney just fucking call the police

daughter- dad i just saw santa coming in!
dad- what! stay with me im calling the police
daughter- why dad thats santa!!
mom- santa isnt real someones breaking into our house!!!

by idrk8080 November 6, 2020

iphone 12

exactly the same shit as the 11 just a brick thats priced $300 more and a way for apple to make more money

Jacob- dude did u hear the new iphone 12 came out
Marcus- thats stupid whats new about it, more cameras?
Jacob-oh good point

by idrk8080 November 10, 2020