An unhealthily overweight man clad in red and fuzzy white garments who forces millions of Cambodian children to make toys. However, Santa is a racist and skips over Cambodia on his Christmas run. He uses 'elves' as a cover-up for his sweatshops.
Santa loves to put young children at work.
by Legend December 22, 2003
Santa as he appears today is an advertising device created by CocaCola company. His origins lie in history.

Of particular note is his incarnation as St. Nicholas. Translate this into another language - Santa Claus. Santa is not a respelling of Satan, but a Spanish translation of saint - note the towns and cities with Santa in the name (e.g. Santa Barbara).

Santa in his present incarnation does tend to skew the meaning of Christmas into a self-centred greed, rather than a celebration of love.
Santa has appeared in many different incarnations around the world, throughout history.
by Altruism December 27, 2006
(n)Story about a mythologically large and generous man with flying reindeer which ones parents tell their children in order to confuse them further into a state of catholic bliss; (n)the overweight underpaid pauper who in december wears a red suit and lets little children sit on his lap in the mall; (n)a costume fat men can wear to get chicks to sit on their lap
On Christmas Eve daddy comes home in a big red suit from the mall with five dollars for everyone and then when everyone goes to bed happy mommy always moans, "Santa!" Daddy just says, "Ho Ho Ho."
by riz December 22, 2003
the old guy who
:roots ya mum
:pretend to let little kiddies sit on his lap at the shoppin centre
:leaves some shit on you lawn in the mornin
:takes the last bit of milk and cookie when you wanted em
santa "ho ho ho"
your mum "im not a ho but ill fuck ay anyways"
santa "oh jolly i want to take a dump in your sack"
by busted boy November 11, 2004
A person who disregards strong arguments in order to not appear beaten.
They knew he was wrong, but it was the pig who outwitted him and proved him wrong, the pig was now non existant to Santa and he argued as nothing had happened.
by JayRoe October 06, 2006
a womans private part (santa is a cunt)
what has a bit of fluff at the top and a button(lumpy thing) in the middle ,also the bottom bits (legs/flaps) can spread .also red in colour,what else can it be.only seen once per year and makes boys/men very happy.
by uncle fizzle January 03, 2004
a guy that makes a reason for everybody to go buy toys for their little ones so they can hav a cover up and show their true fatness in a red suit and is the reason y credit cards were invented
convo between a credit card company and a customer
company-im sry santa stole all ur money
customer-well u should go fuck santa o wait u r santa
by ill b ur whore December 22, 2005
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