Mrs Claus

A fat man women who sits around all day eating and watching reality shows

Mrs Claus is watching MTV

by supercutekid November 27, 2011

Mrs. Claus Vagina

When a girl gets pounded too hard and too long, and her labia become swollen and red, like Mrs. Claus herself

Man, I had some rough sex last night, and now I am rockin' the Mrs. Claus Vagina

by T and H December 15, 2010

Mrs. Claus

A sex act wherein a person with a penis jacks off and cums onto the forehead of their partner.

Colston was bored with just cumming on his girlfriend's back, so one day, he decided to give her the ole Mrs. Claus.

by notmyrealnamebeech December 14, 2019